so...well how many of you like underwear  shoppin??

 

past time favourite yeh??

 

by some chance i was bored enough to go...i was casually walking down rundle mall, and strolled into making my way down the store and look at the counter, great... just great all the cashiers were goodam female..hey.. so im supossed to bring a basket of underwaer up to some chick ...geez... almost as embarrassing as the time i had to buy condoms at a supermarktet( not for my personal use of course)

 

anyway i was in down the asile and walking to the section and to my astonishment...dere were so many different styles, jocks, briefs,boxes ( thank god no g-strings)... and belive meh i was so glad i was the only one there...or so i thought.. i was checking all this out and taking it all in... i finally picked waht i wanted...

 

As for those that have been underwear shoppin..for freaks sake.. you want to chose pay n get the freaking hell out of there ASAP. the last thing you want is spending ages and then some mother walks by with a basket of bras and underwaer with a fone in her hand....I WONDER why she has a freaking fone in her hand...

 

F :'Honey i forgot what size you are?'

M: [inaudible]

F: well how about i get you a large and an extra large?

M: [inaudible]

F: ok just try them and if they are too big then i will return them

 

as u can probably imagine.. by now i was like 'ohh WHAT THE FUCK'' not goot.. i cant believe this. my  face was like red n n my eyes were like wide open...staring straight ahead...shit i wud do anything to get outta here... there was one thing running through my mind... i looked down at what i had in my hands.. i was 'oh shiet' has some dirty guy tainted and  wore these b4 n then returned them???

 

i IMMEDIATELy.. yes immediately put them back.. hell yeah... i put them back so bloody fast..and then 'retreived' a 'NEW' set from the BACK of the stand... and     

 

 

now, the next problems to pay for this at the counter wid all females serving... i had 2 choices.. this old grandma.. or this chick that i knew from primary school..   -_-!

 

The old lady *shivers* scary...hu noes wah shes thinkin ...if i walk up and dump underwear on the counter..bad.yes BAD. OR ...the chick...

hell i chose the chick... but what if she remvers me?? ahhh man.. i was walking down toawrds the chick.n then decided to change towards teh old lady..then.OHH SHIET

..thats scary. so i went backto the chick..

 

i lined up n scared the back of my neck and hoped this wud b swift and quick..i sure hoped she didnt remember me..ahh... i went past..she zapped it wid the scanner.. n the whole time my eyes look at the floor..thank god she didnt give much eye contact..Phew... i paid said thanks..n left...

 

obviously she didnt rember me.. or THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

 

 

the next day.. a friend that worked att he same place told me that SHE remembered me juss as i left...

 

 

 

 

 

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